About This Center

Unity of humanity, as expressed ‘I&I’, Connection with feeling ‘One Love’ by and by. Through ‘reasoning’ and conscious debate, prayers, meditations, and chats until late, to process, explore, and share what we saw. ‘Overstanding’ of truth through union with Jah. A journey in paradise with friendly fungus, a kind, playful, teacher living among us. To grow, to learn, to see and to know, which paths to choose, which ways to go. So come, share, play, and join with us here. There’s no need to worry, no reason to fear. This powerful presence like within the dread. Aligned with Jah will, heart, and head.


Retreats can be booked , for 1 day or, 5-days gets 2 journeys, 10 days gets more. Join for just 1, or attend them all, however you feel, it’s your intuitive call.

"Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." Howard Thurman

Venue Highlights

Friendly, fungal lemon tea
Happily legal, safe as can be

Ritual sacramental toke
for those who align with ganja smoke

Yoga, sound bath, meditation
to center, balance and gain inspiration

Music, drums, ecstatic dancing,
for vibing, trancing, mind-enhancing

Divination and intuitive reading
To get the answers you are needing

Chat and integration session
to process learning of the lesson



1 room, alone or choose to share
and have another person there

3 healthy organic, vegan, meals
Oh, how healthy eating feels

Beautiful scenery, tropical views

A journey in paradise…

What’s there to lose?

Except your ego-driven mind
and things you want to leave behind

Attachments, sorrows, ruminations
Resentment, bitterness, frustration

Bring it all and leave it here
Bring worry, sadness, anger. fear

Put it down and let guides lead
To the experience that you need…

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Why Retreat?

We asked people why they go on retreat, here's what they said:

I'm having a baby in October and want to focus my practice so I can be present and calm! Laine

Retreat Guru's Vision

We believe human beings are innately wise, strong and kind. This wisdom, although not always experienced, is always present. Going on retreat is a beautiful way to reconnect to our basic sanity and health. Our aspiration at Retreat Guru is to inspire people to experience authentic retreats and reconnect with their innate wisdom, strength and kindness.