Dark Retreat | Neither Here Nor There

Name: Dark Retreat | Neither Here Nor There - October 18
Start: 2026-10-18
End: 2026-10-18
Location: Zoetic River
Rating: 5

5.003 reviews

4100 Fischer Store Rd, Wimberley, TX 78676, USA

Up to 10 in group

Oct 18, 2026

About this Retreat

Your Guides

Zoetic

Details of this retreat

Step into an evening unlike any other.
Guided by sound, silence, and darkness, this four-hour retreat invites you to slow down, let the outside world fade away, and turn your attention inward.
Inspired by ancient traditions of pilgrimage, initiation, and contemplative practice, you may discover what begins to emerge when visual stimulation falls away and awareness naturally opens.
The guided darkness experience lasts just 90 minutes, with a quiet break available halfway through if you need it.
Carefully guided, welcoming to beginners, and designed to be both adventurous and deeply restorative, this is an invitation to experience the rare gift of simply being here.

Getting Here

Zoetic River, 4100 Fischer Store Rd, Wimberley, TX 78676, USA

Directions

We recommend flying into San Antonio International Airport (SAT), approximately one hour away. Austin-Bergstrom International Airport (AUS) is also a convenient option, about 1 hour and 15 minutes away. A rental car is recommended, as public transportation to the retreat center is not available.

Accommodation

Accommodations At the end of each day of practice, you’ll return to a peaceful private room designed for comfort, rest, and quiet reflection. Our accommodations are intentionally simple yet thoughtfully appointed, providing a comfortable sanctuary between guided sessions. Whether you choose one of our spacious river-view suites or a cozy private room, each space is designed to help you unwind and wake refreshed for the next day of practice. Guests may choose from: Private King Suites Our most spacious accommodations feature a king bed, private bathroom, fireplace, mini fridge, kettle, and a private porch overlooking the river. Private Queen Suites Beautifully appointed with a queen bed, private bathroom, fireplace, mini fridge, kettle, and a private porch with views of the surrounding landscape. Private Rooms Our cozy private rooms offer a comfortable bed, quality linens, and a quiet atmosphere for restful sleep. These intentionally simple rooms provide everything you need while encouraging a peaceful, distraction-free retreat experience. Private Dark Room For guests seeking an even deeper inward journey, our Dark Room offers a completely light-controlled environment designed to support profound rest, meditation, and introspection. Throughout your stay, you’ll also enjoy access to the natural beauty of Zoetic River—from towering oak trees and peaceful walking paths to the tranquil river that flows alongside the property. Every space has been thoughtfully created to support your journey inward.

Program Price

Venue & Amenities

A/C in Rooms

Free Wifi

Spa

Sauna

Pool

Towels

Free Parking

Kitchen

Tour Assistance

Hot Tub

Coffee/Tea

Cafe

Restaurant

Fitness Center

Yoga Studio

Housekeeping

Bicycles For Rent

Zoetic River: Nestled along the beautiful Blanco River in the Texas Hill Country, Zoetic River is a peaceful retreat sanctuary surrounded by towering trees, open skies, and the calming sounds of nature. Guests enjoy comfortable accommodations, serene gathering spaces, private river access, and plenty of room to rest, reflect, and reconnect.

Meals

Menu Types

Vegan

Vegetarian

Pescetarian

Ayurvedic

Includes Meat

Organic

Gluten Free

Dairy Free

Nut Free

Wholesome, chef-prepared vegetarian meals with vegan and gluten-free options, thoughtfully crafted to nourish your body and support your retreat experience.

What's Included

* A four-hour immersive guided retreat
* Guided entry into a 90-minute darkness practice
* Mindfulness instruction and contemplative guidance
* Optional quiet break halfway through the practice
* Herbal tea and a light snack
* Time for reflection and integration
* A safe, supportive environment with experienced facilitators

Customer Reviews

5.00 out of 5.0 average rating

Alisa • Jul 27, 2026

5.0

Verified

Kundalini Reset

Kundalini is a practice I began more than two decades ago, and after a break, it was time to come back to it. Kelly’s class has been exactly what I needed—so deeply supportive; each class perfect for the moment, “right practice at the right time.”
Thank you, Zoetics, for bringing Kundalini back to the valley. I’m really grateful to be able to return to this practice in such a meaningful way.

Rhett • Jul 21, 2026

5.0

Verified

Yin-ish is the Greatest Gift

Yin-ish Yoga was the most perfect way to start my day after spending 20 hours on the road in two days! Dara is so gifted at teaching this class!

Emily • Jul 16, 2026

5.0

Verified

Thank you

My 3-day silent retreat at Zoetic River was one of the most challenging and rewarding experiences I've ever had. There were moments of discomfort where I desperately missed my phone and the distractions that usually help me avoid sitting with difficult thoughts. But that's exactly where the growth happened.

The team at Zoetic River thought of absolutely everything. Every detail was intentional, my accommodations were beautiful and comfortable, the food was nourishing, and I never felt like I was missing anything. They made the discomfort of silence as comfortable and supported as it could possibly be.

I left feeling rejuvenated, deeply rested, incredibly grateful, and, at times, even euphoric. The experience gave me space to reconnect with myself in a way I didn't realize I needed. If you're willing to lean into the discomfort, the rewards are immeasurable.

I will absolutely be back. Thank you to everyone at Zoetic River for creating such a thoughtful, healing, and unforgettable experience.

Dark Retreat | Neither Here Nor There

About this Retreat

Your Guides

Zoetic Mindfulness Retreat

Details of this retreat

Getting Here

Directions

Accommodation

Venue & Amenities

Meals

Menu Types

What's Included

Kundalini Reset

Yin-ish is the Greatest Gift

Thank you

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